artichokeonthisdick:


OH MY GOD
  • Comic Con: knock knock
  • Me: who's there
  • Comic Con: not you lol
  • santarella:

    girls at 14 now are having sex and making babies, when i was 14 i was taking over countries, destroying regimes and placing myself as the ruler

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    whatslifewithoutfandoms:

    tortillah:

    remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

    and london was smart

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    and maddie was dumb

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    and esteban was a woman

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    so basically they were their stereotypes

    thechamberofsecrets:

    white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste

    santatveit:

    going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face